goddess-of-chaos:

Eris was in the throne room, working on the special plague she was going to put out in Olympus so she and Hades could rule there without any of the others getting in the way. She was reading over a page in a potion book when she heard her daughter call out for her. She looked around and then suddenly Milena appeared in front of her. Eris arched an eyebrow and walked over to her daughter who looked a bit frightened, “What’s wrong?”

Milena indeed looked surprisingly unfitting for someone supposedly embodying despair and fear. Big shocked eyes, rubbing her hands together, shoulders hunched, the whole lot.
“D-dad told me that, uh… he puts his… thingie in your… uhm. And it makes babies.”
She didn’t even come up with courage to say actual words, so horrible they sounded.
“Why? Why would you do that, it’s so gross and… useless!”

how-sentimental:

she-of-despair:

how-sentimental:

“Ok so you’re at the right age. Listen, when two like each other they have sex.” He stared at her for a moment and then continued. “Sex is when… Oy this is hard. Sex is when a guy puts his dick in a girl’s vagina.”

Milena gave him a long questioning stare, blinking once, twice.
Wait.
What?
“Uh…” she voiced those thoughts in a less intelligent way. Teen shook her head. “…and? What’s the, uh, point?.. why’d anyone want to put anything there!”

“It feels good, I dunno! It also makes babies.” He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. “Look, guys have… penises. That um.. Become hard and bigger when they get… aroused. Women have vaginas that… become wet. Then they…” He stuck his index finger through a hole made with his other fingers. “And then babies are made if they guy doesn’t pull out at the end.” He looked at her and bit his lip. “Oy this is awkward and hard to explain… Ok, tell me what you understand.”

She just gaped at him in what seemed like utmost confusion and almost horror. And it was pretty hard to horrify the goddess of despair. Her mouth opened and closed like that of a fish.
“…why?”
She shook her head. “Do I have to? You put your… stuff into… and that makes… babies? MOM!!!” She disappeared in smoke to look for Eris.

how-sentimental:

she-of-despair:

how-sentimental:

As the door clicked, he walked in and looked up right away, knowing that she liked floating. “Can you come down for a sec? We need uh… talk about some things. Like why you hear mom and I um… screaming.”

She pouted down at him, disappearing in black smoke and reforming before him again, arms crossed and head curiously tilted to the side.
Well, half curiously. She wasn’t that excited about any sorts of talks. “Okaaay… well? I mean, I have earplugs, but still… what’s up with all that?”

“Ok so you’re at the right age. Listen, when two like each other they have sex.” He stared at her for a moment and then continued. “Sex is when… Oy this is hard. Sex is when a guy puts his dick in a girl’s vagina.”

Milena gave him a long questioning stare, blinking once, twice.
Wait.
What?
“Uh…” she voiced those thoughts in a less intelligent way. Teen shook her head. “…and? What’s the, uh, point?.. why’d anyone want to put anything there!”

how-sentimental:

she-of-despair:

how-sentimental:

Hades rolled out of his bed knowing that today he was going to have to tell his daughter about certain things in life. It was going to be rather awkward considering that he was blunt and not that great of a teacher. He sighed and left his bedroom, his clothes appearing on him before he did so. “Well… here goes…” he mumbled as he made his way to Milena’s room.

“Hey kiddo, ya in there?” he asked from behind her bedroom doors. He knocked several times and waited, crossing his arms and tapping his foot. Teenagers….

That said teenager was rather busy with her own business of abusing her godly powers to just have fun all by herself in the usually rather dark and gloomy room. Her particular hobby was to try out the creepiest and fearsome faces and forms in the big mirror, or float above the ceiling in a gravity-defying trick both her parents used whenever they had the chance to.

So currently, the teen god menace was floating upside down in a cloud of black smoke, her bluebell slightly glowing hair seeming like underwater, as she turned her look to the door, red eyes narrowed.

“Yeah, dad?” She clicked her fingers to unlock the door. He probably could do it himself, but they did have a privacy agreement a whiiile back.

As the door clicked, he walked in and looked up right away, knowing that she liked floating. “Can you come down for a sec? We need uh… talk about some things. Like why you hear mom and I um… screaming.”

She pouted down at him, disappearing in black smoke and reforming before him again, arms crossed and head curiously tilted to the side.
Well, half curiously. She wasn’t that excited about any sorts of talks. “Okaaay… well? I mean, I have earplugs, but still… what’s up with all that?”

…hmph! But I like being the only one!

How are they even made

Talk to your father. ((Hades started a rp to tell her.))

Huh? Alright then. *casually shrugging* [Oh, this is gonna be awkward]

how-sentimental:

Hades rolled out of his bed knowing that today he was going to have to tell his daughter about certain things in life. It was going to be rather awkward considering that he was blunt and not that great of a teacher. He sighed and left his bedroom, his clothes appearing on him before he did so. “Well… here goes…” he mumbled as he made his way to Milena’s room.

“Hey kiddo, ya in there?” he asked from behind her bedroom doors. He knocked several times and waited, crossing his arms and tapping his foot. Teenagers….

That said teenager was rather busy with her own business of abusing her godly powers to just have fun all by herself in the usually rather dark and gloomy room. Her particular hobby was to try out the creepiest and fearsome faces and forms in the big mirror, or float above the ceiling in a gravity-defying trick both her parents used whenever they had the chance to.

So currently, the teen god menace was floating upside down in a cloud of black smoke, her bluebell slightly glowing hair seeming like underwater, as she turned her look to the door, red eyes narrowed.

“Yeah, dad?” She clicked her fingers to unlock the door. He probably could do it himself, but they did have a privacy agreement a whiiile back.

Awh, really? Thanks! My mom is very pretty, yeah!

Well, to be honest… doesn’t sound like fighting.

It’s weird, I mean.

They scream each others’ names? And some other… things? I dunno what’s that about!

I just stroll around Underworld and watch the souls pass by.

They pass, and they moan, and they scream.

And it’s sooo funny.

And so fulfilling.

So I just sit there and listen to the screams. It doesn’t get too boring. I might even hear actual speech. But mostly it’s just…

“AHHHH” “WHYYY” and all.

There are also sometimes screams from parents’ bedroom, I don’t quite understand those… They just tell me to go and play when I ask.

Hm.